Ahhh, Facebook. You’ll casually be scrolling down; You BFF’s kids, funny cat videos and the occasional rude gif. Then BAM! an advert for a bizarre gadget from china pops up. “wtf is this?!” you ask yourself. So you download the Wish app, just to find out what exactly it is that you’re looking at. Recently my stupid Facebook adverts have been crazy. I can only hazard a guess as to what this Chinese crap is. *
It’s a rubber fucking tongue, honestly I have no idea what anyone would want this for. Maybe sticking it in grandma’s Pavlova on Xmas day. That is NOT a euphemism.
How big is it? Why are it’s ears so strange? I know a few people who have Reborn dolls, and the skill that goes into making those dolls is incredible. But this… this is just weird.
Pretty Fly For A White Dog
I’ve seen these for horses, to keep flies from their eyes. They look hilarious. But they look even funnier on a dog. I don’t know if it’s a fly mask, a muzzle or some kind of Halloween costume for pooches. Any idea?
Pretty Fly For A Cat Too
Don’t let your cat feel left out when she sees your dog in his new mask… you can get one for your cat too! I am assuming this is for calming down your cat when on trips to the vets (cat’s like the dark, right?) and what’s more calming than strapping that thing to Mr Tiddles’ head? Also, why is the cat on a BBQ grill? OH DEAR GOD>>>>>
Congratulations! It’s a USB!
Did your laptop share cookies? Are you concerned that it may have caught a virus? Maybe it’s pregnant!? Now you can turn your USB into a pregnancy test for your computer. Or maybe not.
Does Your Dealer Use Wish?
I’m no expert but £4 for a bag of cocaine seems cheap! And it comes with a free straw!
Splinter In My Ear
It looks like a thermometer found in your doctors surgery, but the picture shows it giving a hickey to your hand. Does it suck out splinters? It looks like it would leave you with a red patch that resembles a flea bite.
Rest That Booty
At first glance, this is a great product. A seat that your baby can use to relieve the weight that they put on your arms, when carrying them. Handy when you have a clingy baby and needs cuddles. UNTIL… you realise that the advert shows a baby with a split in his trousers, and no nappy on. Why? Just why? This was one of the first bizarre adverts I had seen pop up on my newsfeed. It still baffles me why the tot would have split pants/ no pants.
Ken has been busy. And where are her swollen ankles?!
How do you even wear this? Does it shape the inside or the outside?
What cracking WTF products have you seen on your FB? Let me know in the comments!
- I am guessing it’s from China. It costs £1 and has terribly translated packaging. For all I know, it could have been shipped from Guatemala.
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