Right, I’m a little confused.
Over the years I have heard several times (what seems like an age old question) if men would prefer a woman to have 3 breasts or one big tit. And most times I have heard men say “well 3 of course”.
Silly question asked to teen boys on the play ground, silly question asked between drunk blokes at the bar- with me awkwardly pulling them a pint as they ponder, and even a silly question that I myself have asked my husband as we lay in bed.
Always the same answer. Three big chachas.
Here is my confusion. With all these blokes dreaming of 3 boobies to play with (even Busted said that it would happen by the year 3000) why are there so many negative comments towards the young lady dominating social media this week who actually went and did it.
Jasmin Tridevil (fab stage name if you ask me) and her three boobies have received some pretty darn nasty comments –
People (men mostly) on FB/Twitter/Reddit are wondering if she has genuine psychological issues. They are calling her gross and even saying that she should have ‘spent her money sorting her mingin head out’! Another calls her a ‘fame hungry twat’. And the golden comment “I wish I had three hands…. So I could give them three thumbs down”.
All of these are genuine comments that I pulled from FB in ye space of around 20 seconds. I didn’t even have to ‘show more’ on the comments box on the page LADbible to find them.
All seem a little harsh when last week I’m sure as hell of a lot of men (and women) had a fair few fantasies about a three breasted woman… All fantasies now blown of course!
Personally I think so what, go for it! Infact, I might book myself into the Harley St to have my 2 average sized boobies made in to one huge tit.
Now that could be fun. Would ruin my chest tattoo though.
But of course, if you hadn’t heard the news this morning, it was all one big elaborate hoax.
According to TMZ news, After her baggage was stolen at Tampa airport it was reported by police that inside the bag was a breast prosthetic worth around $5k according to Tribreast herself.
Well done lady, you blew the minds of a generation (and got them all pretty peed off and confused at the same time) in the space of 3 days.
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