How many pushes did it take to get them all out (collectively)? How many pairs of hands have I had up my Hoo-Harr? How many gallons of breastmilk have I ever made? How many nappies have I changed? How many times have I heard “mummy”, “I need you” or “wipe my bum!”? How many times …
WTF Facebook Adverts
Ahhh, Facebook. You’ll casually be scrolling down; You BFF’s kids, funny cat videos and the occasional rude gif. Then BAM! an advert for a bizarre gadget from china pops up. “wtf is this?!” you ask yourself. So you download the Wish app, just to find out what exactly it is that you’re looking at. Recently …
How To Deal With Calls About Accidents That Weren’t Your Fault
I’ve had 3 calls today alone from very concerned people. All were wanting to speak to me about car accidents that I had been in, that were not my fault. Awful, awful accidents. Just terrible. Each caller were desperate to help me, and I am assuming, trying to put cash into my (rather empty) bank …
“You Had That Baby Yet?” And Other Things I hear At The School Gates
I’m ‘over-due’, a phase I use loosely. 5 days ‘over-due’ and things are starting to get a little crap. Not so much with the pregnancy but the public property my cervix has become. Did you know that a pregnancy is considered term from anywhere between 37 weeks and 42 weeks gestation? That’s a whole 5 …
What Does A Stay At Home Mum Do All Day?
I’ve had one of those days where I don’t know how I do it all. How do I cope? How do I get all the jobs done? Why does my house still look like a sh*t tip after cleaning all day? I’ve got 3 children. 1 is at school all day, 1 is at nursery …
The Death Of An Honest World Book Day
Today is World Book Day. Kids across the country get dressed into amazing costumes and topped with hilarious wigs. At the end of the day they shall run home clutching a voucher for a £1 book. Fantastic idea! But, I have a few issues… World BOOK day (WBD) It’s about books. BOOOOOKS. Not cartoon characters, Disney princesses …