Go Home Matalan, You’re Drunk

Occasionally you see something on some packaging that makes you giggle.
Sometimes you see a whole wrapper of mistakes that makes you actually question reality.

First of all. It’s not 1 pair of tights. Oh no, it’s 2 pair.
Not pairs. Because that would be fruit, right?!


These tights don’t cost you £4.50, but £4.5. I know that’s technically the same thing… But that extra 0 gives me comfort. This just feels wrong.


Finally (I may be nit picking here) but I’ve never seen a 12-23 months clothing size. Standard is 12-24. Trying to be edgy are we, Matalan?


Hazel Newhouse

Hazel is a mum to 3 daughters and a son, she lives in Bedfordshire with her husband, kids and pets. Hazel has written for various publications, and regularly works alongside popular parenting and gardening brands.

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