Every day during October I shall be writing a post for #Blogtober16. 31 days, 31 themes, 31 blog posts. gulp. Todays topic is- A secret about myself. Are you ready because this one is a shocker. Its embarrassing, painful and I keep it on the low. Ready? Probably not. I F****** HATE THE INTERNET. …
Good Bye Washing Machine
Flooded kitchen: check Power tools: check Head scratching: check Lots of swearing: f***ing check Pile of dirty laundry inc’ nappies: *whimpers* check Collapses in a pile of tears: check So, thats it. Bye old friend. You served us well.
H Samuel Complaint
Why do we buy stuff online? To save dragging the kids on 2 busses, walking around a packed and rather smelly town center? To save money (bus fair and that inevitable Costa that I have to buy to destresss)? Or just so you can order in secret without your hubby seeing? I ordered online, because …
Where Have I Been?
MEN, YOU MAY WANT TO LEAVE NOW OR GO ONTO ANOTHER POST- THIS ONE ISN’T FOR YOU…. WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? GO! LEAVE! …. FINE, YOU’LL REGRET IT. Hi ladies 😉 Firstly sorry I havn’t blogged since before Christmas but time has been very stretched these last few weeks. We had a lovely Christmas …
Half Empty bottle or New Diet Technique?
So, when I was wandering around my local supermarket I decided I just fancied a bottle of Coke. We rarely drink fizzy drinks but I just fancied a bottle as a treat. Until I looked at the bottles and this is what I saw… … So, I am now expected to pay the same …
Bedford Childrens Ward Closure
Now, like many other parents in the central Bedfordshire area I am fuming. I am incredibly worried for the welfare of my children. It has recently been announced that Bedford hospital’s Riverbank Ward is closing its doors. There are lots of things being said online and by word-of-mouth, and the general picture that I have …
When Friendships Vanish
Sod the f-ing lot of ’em! If they cared they would bother! A few times, this thought has crossed my mind, and I think it might finally be sticking in my head. Now, if you know me in real life, you know that I like to have a good moan (about pretty much everything). If …