The Big Berkhamstead Penis

You read that right. They may be a few of you who think I’m talking about a person in particular, but I’m actually referring to the new map of Betkhamstead that had been produced to show the ‘best bits’ of the town.
It’s pretty obvious what it looks like and I’m not going to hold back that there are certain bits drawn in that make it look even more like a huge willy.
The bridge at the end : bell end
The anal running through: it’s ‘pipe’
And I won’t even mention too much about Waitrose being the top b*****ks!

Berkhamstead Penis

So, are we just being immature and we should all grow up or do you think that the map should be redrawn?

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Hazel Newhouse

Hazel is a mum to 3 daughters and a son, she lives in Bedfordshire with her husband, kids and pets. Hazel has written for various publications, and regularly works alongside popular parenting and gardening brands.

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